Frank Zappa and Pokemon

Don't you always wonder what the World would have been like if Frank had been an avid Pokemon fan?.

No, of course you don't. Who would? Well, as a travel game to keep the kids occupied we would work out songs with pokemon names in them. I've probably taken it too far here. Just far too far.

Some of these work better than others, but number 52 cracks me up every time. Definitely NOT child-friendly!

  1. The Idiot Bulbasaur Son
  2. Shall We Take Ivysaur Seriously?
  3. Venusaur Time Bandits
  4. Charmander In De Bushwop
  5. Bowling On Charmeleon
  6. Charizard's Enormous Mouth
  7. Half A Dozen Provocative Squirtles
  8. The Wartortle Never Stops
  9. Make A Blastoise
  10. Yo Caterpies
  11. Metapod Has Won His Wings
  12. Absolutely Butterfree
  13. Burnt Weedle Sandwich
  14. This Town Is A Sealed Kakuna Sandwich
  15. Latex Solar Beedrill
  16. A Pidgey With Wings
  17. Eye Of Pidgeotto
  18. Pidgeot In A Wet T-Shirt
  19. Hot Rattatas
  20. Raticate Tomago
  21. Spearow-Freak Boogie
  22. Jolly Good Fearow
  23. Baby Ekans
  24. The Eric Dolphy Memorial Arbokue
  25. Why Does It Hurt When I Pikachu?
  26. Would Raichu Go All The Way?
  27. Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandshrew
  28. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandslash (prologue)
  29. Nidoran De Dew
  30. Nidorina Hatch On Skis
  31. T'Mershi Nidoqueen
  32. Who Nidorans The Peace Corps?
  33. Nidorino-Deep In Heaters
  34. Stevie's Nidoking
  35. Clefairy Awreetus-Awrightus
  36. The San Clefable Magnetic Deviation
  37. Vulpix Me I'm Clean
  38. Ninetales Of Industrial Pollution
  39. Jigglypuff Up The Cracks
  40. Ralph Wigglytuffs His Shoes
  41. The Grand WaZubat
  42. The Legend Of The Golbat Arches
  43. Oddish Princess
  44. Gloom Service
  45. The Dressing Vileplume
  46. Dupree's Parasdise
  47. Another Whole Melodic Parasection
  48. I Don't EVenonat Care
  49. VenoMotherly Love
  50. Frogs With Diglett Lips
  51. GTR DugTrio
  52. I Promise Not To Come In Your Meowth
  53. The Persian Stranger
  54. Psy Duck
  55. GolDuck GolDuck Goose
  56. Honey, Don't You Want A Mankey Like Me?
  57. Swallow My Primeape
  58. Tryin' To Growlithe A Chin
  59. Arcanine Types Of Industrial Pollution
  60. Who Are The Brain Poliwags?
  61. Lost In A PoliWhirlpool
  62. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Poliwrath
  63. Ned Has Abrainstorm
  64. Debra Kadabra
  65. Alakazam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
  66. The Duke Regains His Machops
  67. Machokelate Halvah
  68. Machampagne Lecture
  69. Tinsel Town Re-Bellsprout
  70. Weepinbell In A Jar
  71. A Victreebel Circle
  72. Nullis Pretii (No Commercial Tentacool)
  73. The Tentacruel Scrutinizer
  74. Geodude, I Like Your Pants
  75. Lumpy Graveler
  76. Golem Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
  77. Didja Get Any Ponyta?
  78. Panty Rapidash
  79. Run Home Slowpoke
  80. Slowbro In B
  81. The Girl In The Magnemite Dress
  82. The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magneton
  83. Farfetch'd Oblivion
  84. Doduodenum
  85. The Muthers/Power Dodrio
  86. The Seeled Tuna Bolero
  87. Dewgong Work For Yuda
  88. Grimer Man
  89. A Tunnel Into Muk
  90. Hey Shellder
  91. Cloyster Girl
  92. Wind Up Workin' In A Gastly Station
  93. Artificial Haunter
  94. Twenty Small Gengars
  95. That Arrogant Dick Onixon
  96. Keep it Drowzee
  97. Wonderful Hypno
  98. The Krabby-Grass Baby
  99. Kingler Kong
  100. Mo 'N Herb's Voltorb
  101. Electrode Aunt Jemima
  102. I'm So Exeggcute
  103. Exeggutor We Get Paid To Do This
  104. Eat That Cubone
  105. Marowaka/Jawaka
  106. Jessie Hitmonlee
  107. For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitmonchans)
  108. Martin Lickitung's Story
  109. The Madison Panty-Koffing Festival
  110. Theme From Burnt Weezing Sandwich
  111. Rhyhorn You Like Me?
  112. Rhydon'tcha Do Me Right?
  113. Get Chansey
  114. Be-Bop Tangela
  115. The Rejected Kangaskhan Pope Leaves The Stage
  116. The Deathless Horsea
  117. I'm A Band Seadra
  118. A little Goldeen Rosetta
  119. Prelude To Seaking Kong
  120. Staryus Won't Work
  121. Tell Starmie You Love Starmie
  122. Mr. Mime Is Money
  123. The Sanzini Scythers
  124. America Jynx & Goes Home
  125. Lonesome Electabuzz Turkey
  126. Magmar Fingers
  127. Ms Pinsir
  128. I'm Stealing The Tauros
  129. Magikarp Fingers
  130. Here Comes The Gyarados, Lads
  131. He Used To Cut The Lapras
  132. Dittoes & Beer
  133. What Will This Eevee Bring Me This Morning
  134. Vaporeon Sinister #3
  135. Jolteon's Garage
  136. Undaunted, The Band Flareon
  137. Porygon Wars
  138. Wet T-Shirt Omanyte
  139. Another Cheap Omastar
  140. Kabuto, You Fool
  141. Nasal Retentive Kubutops Music
  142. Aerodactyls In Bondage
  143. Stuff Up The Snorlax
  144. Articuno Rhonda
  145. Variations on the Zapdos Santana Secret Chord Progression
  146. I Was A Teen-Age Moltres
  147. The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Dratini
  148. Dragonair Master
  149. City Of Tiny Dragonites
  150. Bicycle Concert For Mewtwo
  151. I Have Been In Mew

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